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New Rating System

20/11/2006

The Boiled Chairman has introduced a new rating system. You may give each story a rating from 1 (worst) to 5 (best), and this will add to the story's score, which will also contribute to the contributors scores.

Currently the scores just add up, so the more ratings the higher the score. This will no doubt have to be improved and have some kind of average algorhythm made up. Perhaps we could just let a giant dog rate the stories, maybe if it throws up whilst the story is dictated to it, it scores a 5 or something...

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mr stenwence ive got it, simply cut out mirror images of the numbers 1 to 5 from bits of cardboard, then cover them in glitter (optional). Next read / choose a story that you wish to rate. Place the cut outs in a rather shallow hat and shake vigorously with your eyes closed. Then remove your trousers and pants/knickers and cover your buttocks with a thin layer of glue, maybe one of those pritt sticks. Please ensure that the pritt stick tube remains a suitable distance from the anus, but nevertheless coats the buttocks generously. Then add glitter to your buttocks (optional). Then squat down over the shallow hat causing a number to adhere to your buttocks, stand in front of a mirror, peer between you legs and hey presto you have the score of the story! Nothing could be simpler.... Sat, 25 Nov 06 03:57:45 AM
Big Vadge Madge Fascists! Wed, 06 Dec 06 05:22:38 PM
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