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"Poo, shit, runny arseholes, vomity Bishops, and jizz on the carpet, these are a few of my favourite things." she sang sweetly.
The coughed, causing the vibrator to slip out, clattering across the stage. 'Oh curse my weak pelvic floor muscles,' she lamented. 'Now are there any nazi's in
here?
I couldn't tell you. The truth is, I love him like a brother.
Not when he was naughty. No-one loved him when he stole the fangers fom Uncle Henry's napsack, or smeared gear oil on the neighbour's cat and flagellated it through the streets yelling "Uncle Henry has a big fat pimply gherkin" or the time he threatened
a an entire orchestra with a fish stick - putting the brass section in hospital. It may only have been tuesday - but the crust in his underwear was melting.
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The Bishop of Southwark -
Crowfeeder - Johngillett
- kali
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Vern Acula -
Big Vadge Madge
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