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It was just another Sunday in the Johnston household. Mother was gardening, Father was watching the telly, Little Johnny was playing Lego and Lucinda... Where was Lucinda? She was
supposed to meet me in the middle of
two neurotic clowns in a violent competition of who could create the most original balloon animal. My money was on the
fattest horse that there was!! He looked just like a donkey that my dad had with big
cherries. Cherries are quite nice with
several gallons of vodka. The lesson was learnt, never binge-drink in a fruit factory, of fruit-scoff in Russia.
