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My plans of stealing the spaceship were foiled when the commander distracted me with a kiss.
After a good, firm kissing came penetration of the crimped
Jallian navel-louse remover. The Jallians had perfected them ages ago, after suffering
a 6-0 defeate against the Walton Haisely all-women Rutting Club. "I know" - a voice proclaimed. "I think I buy
my nosebleed paste at the smallgoods store where the little brown man farts so loudly, and has such an annoying
desire to korrect ery spellin, sorry, I meant, correct every spelling. For this he was a pariah in the Department of Education, where he only got his job by fingering the sheman in charge, Patricia Hewitt at the christmas party. Fool.
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Vern Acula
Big Vadge Madge
Crowfeeder
