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Pling the bongu lived on planet zarc. He was a complete borgo and never flonged, not even once. That was until krark arrived in a magnificent gwoagarnt.
Three weeks prior the gwoagart repair man had been and adjusted the diemphligulator. He'd had a bit of touble so called
. Not knowing what 'touble' was I retired to the library where, on finding some appropriate literature, decided to stroke one out. All was going swimmingly until my mother
grabbed us all by the tender parts and swung us round her head, which really hurt because we hit the
wall at a pretty tremendous speed
definitely exceeding 5 times c, which is the speed of light in a vacuum, such as a Hoover. In Dyson, light is know to travel much slower, giving rise to the relativistic anti-shag pile reverse doppler effect.
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