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"Show me the child until seven and I値l show you the man". So I did. For seven years I took my child to church to show the vicar, and finally I was able to demand of the vicar, "now show me the man." The twat was lost for words. I reminded him of the last atrocity with the terrible, indecent accident involving the small Indian boy from Bengal who later turned out to be a small Indian girl from Bengal when they all needed to use the communal showers. I pretended I hadn't noticed, after all it was none of my business. Meanwhile, I had to work out how to start the engine on our small motor-boat. PLUT-PLUT-PLUUUUUUUUUT. I sounded very much like a sausage roll being squeezed out of a very tight but well lubicated ubber glove. "Crash!" the sound of huge cymbals rang out, sending scurrying all the little children into the forest. Freeing from the nasty insanity of the M4 corridor. Who could blame them?
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Ray Reardon Vern Acula Wild!! Great. Fri, 15 Dec 06 01:33:44 AM
Ray Reardon Big Vadge Madge you see! stay away from chit chat about genetalia or sexual disease and you end up with a story fit fot the family! Fri, 15 Dec 06 03:19:18 AM
Ray Reardon The Bishop of Southwark even if i did say \'twat\'. Fri, 15 Dec 06 06:29:08 AM
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