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Pling the Bongu was recently spotted on Planet Uxca. He was rumoured to be studying the ancient race of forest dwelling metal nematodes known as
'Take That'.
'Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie wotsit, ging gang goo, ging gang goo' he said. 'Sorry, but I entirely disagree' I replied in haste.
In fact I did eveything in haste, which is why I didn't have a girlfriend, farted a lot, didn't have a driving license, and the Bishop wasn't talking to me any more. I must change my life-style, I thought.
Change it, but keep it exactly the same. Just take out all the dirty bits. But I tell you what, Linerider is hardly a substitute.
But it still rocks! I lost my job as the Surgeon-General because I managed a fifteen minute movie instead of performing a heart bypass. The fucker had no chance anyway but I got four stars on YouTube. Rock On!!!!!
Vern Acula
Crowfeeder
grundylezimbra
The Bishop of Southwark