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If you want to get to Latvia, on the cheap, I know this bus driver, who, for a basket of live Eels, could take you as far as
East Cheam. The Romans stopped building roads after that. It was the worst taxi ride ever, like the old Levi Jeans advert where the girl starts shaving, except there was no
way back down the hill, and no taxis for miles. This place reminds me of Frankfurt, I remarked. All the street signs had greek
olive paste smeared all over them, making them impossible to read. I was lost, and mentally as well... My only option was to
paint it yellow and call it mommy.
The irony was, however, that his real mother died in a horrid yellow paint factory incident when he was very small. Oh, how we laughed.
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