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So there I was, feeling awkward, wearing my 'Honk If You Love Jihad" Baby -Tee. What was I thinking? Why do I always get myself in these situations. Not to mention the bus ride cost over 40 dollars.
I'd have to make up the other $10 with sexual favours or circus tricks. So, I put on my cape and
flew into the fray. who was i to be for them? the man to save the the day.
It cost only pennies a day. Like sponsoring an African kid... only better, this would save not only their day, but your day as well. A miracle that would surely make front page news. Once that headline hit newstands it would be synonymous with
analogy. It would be marvelously redundant and repetitive. Life is like a similie.
So, put on your dancing shoes and enjoy the ride.
