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"Save me, please save me", pleaded the young Morrissey as
Johnny Marr considered a very attractive offer from The Pet Shop Boys
. Yes Neil and Chris are often seen with their zimmer frames, swanning down the Kings Road, blurting out a few tracks from their latest camp Album
entitled The Foppish Lonely Boys. 3 hours of barbershop harmonies about 'the price of leather' and 'why it's so hard to get a good haircut in town' was usually failry boring. But the song about
death played on, and people wiped their eyes remembering their own loved ones who had passed on. Nobody had expected this to be quite so effective, but for one reason or another it had been. The song began to play on radios everywhere, and everyone loved
tuning into the reverberating sounds of nostril cleansing on the hour, until the aliens came and took away our noses as they were considered a delicacy, along with flamingo rump.
The Bishop of Southwark
Crowfeeder
Ray Reardon
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Vern Acula
