John Tesh and Captain Beefheart were going to collect Pling the Bongu from Planet Zarc, to take him to a Heavy Metal concert featuring

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John Tesh and Captain Beefheart were going to collect Pling the Bongu from Planet Zarc, to take him to a Heavy Metal concert featuring Stress and a young aspiring comedian called Bill Hicks. He was dead 20 years later though. Everybody was fucking dead. Only Rod Stewart left; that bastard hangs on. So this concert was really hip and the kids loved it. Everything was going okay until the Willingsbourne Ladies' Lawn Tennis club killed everyone by stabbing them with laxatives. them they will start taking craps on people like thier mom in winter! Ah winter, the harshest of seasons, and the most beautiful. I loved to wander the fens after a snow storm amidst the carpetted landscape. Last year I got frostbite and I lost my...I was wandering again. Fuck what was it I was doing? Shit,I'm a useless c