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'Delicious', my Grandfather said as he passed me back the still smouldering crack pipe over christmas dinner. With the cancellation of roast potatoes it was immediatly obvious mother wasn't happy. She had been swatting flies with what was left of grandad. We quickly piled his remains into the boot and headed off to the large object at the back of the farmer's field. The object had arrived on Tuesday and so far no one had worked out what it was. It was roughly square, although not completely, and appeared to be made entirely out of plastercine so morph seems to think so as he loves old tony heart and his gallery, where the weeks Crimes Against Art were held up to be spat at by bitter teachers as they drank meths.
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Crowfeeder Raaaa Excellent! Tue, 19 Dec 06 09:13:47 AM
Crowfeeder Harold Bishop Fucking Excellent! Tue, 19 Dec 06 07:18:16 PM
Crowfeeder Big Vadge Madge \'farmer\' - thats not funny..! \'farmers\' field\' - hahahahahahahahaaaiiii I give it a 5!!!! Wed, 20 Dec 06 04:40:06 AM
Crowfeeder 640487064 the spirits are pleased to find people so funny please continue your work. Wed, 11 Jul 07 02:12:17 PM
Crowfeeder 568712921 love it Sun, 15 Jul 07 12:12:31 AM
Crowfeeder 518291778 Ha ha ha Mon, 16 Jul 07 06:40:44 AM
Crowfeeder 514746766 This is the best! And check out our super video commentary! Mon, 16 Jul 07 10:38:40 AM
Crowfeeder 890870525 the story has nuthin 2 do wit tha strter line... BOOO Wed, 18 Jul 07 01:32:49 PM
Crowfeeder 1407300111 Why is this one so popular?... Fri, 20 Jul 07 04:21:20 AM
Crowfeeder 541600523 it's okay but certainly not GREAT! Sat, 21 Jul 07 10:34:56 AM
Crowfeeder 96301334 this doesn't actually make any sense...but what's good enough for Harold Bishop is good enough for me. Mon, 23 Jul 07 01:56:29 AM
Crowfeeder 703830349 that wasnt that good... Tue, 24 Jul 07 08:44:30 AM
Crowfeeder 508677332 what the heck. this sucked. Wed, 25 Jul 07 05:31:23 AM
Crowfeeder 706340036 i agree.. it did suck Thu, 26 Jul 07 04:44:35 PM
Crowfeeder 61002329 again a story with an overinflated score. kind of flowed nicely i suppose Thu, 23 Aug 07 10:43:54 PM
Crowfeeder 61002329 again a story with an overinflated score. kind of flowed nicely i suppose Thu, 23 Aug 07 10:44:15 PM
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