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Ton1c's inbox was full up. this meant only one thing. The stoopid fuckers on sentance game were having another stoopid argument in the comments space under a stoopid story. Ton1c hatched a plan where he could get his revenge.
To, exact his revenge he found out Noel Edmonds' telephone number and called him up. When Mr Edmonds answered the phone he was subject to some quite serious abuse. He was called, amongst other things. 'a complete bastard.'
is not how you introduce the baby jesus to the the three kings when they arrive, muttered the teacher. Joseph disagreed, 'he's not fucking mine, is it! That whore fucked an angel behind my back.'
It was Doc Neeson, lead singer, singing 'Amanda the Actress waits at the station" he walked with diletente steps late in the night when the lights were all out. She keeps no secrets from you.
Like for instance the fact that he is a raging homosexual and a serial masturbator
over old ladies cornflakes. This was his eventual downfall. Standing in his socks on Maggie Thatchers breakfast bar, wanking into her fry up, he slipped on some black pudding and tumbled into her enormous mouth. He was never heard of again. Thank fuck.
The Bishop of Southwark
Ray Reardon
Crowfeeder
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