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Johnny Cash's ring of fire was playing up again. this time he'd have to go and see the doctor. It wasn't easy walking, and impossible to sit down. Standing in the doctor's waiting room Johnny Cash said,"
I aint here about the burning ring o'fire, ma'am. I'm here about Ian Dury's prescription
for some drugs to make him straight. He sung about wanting to be straight, and other songs about
coal mining. This however was not his only skill. The young man was particualy adept at
separating semi precious stones from the evil elves that work for QVC.
He murdered the treacherous elves and hung their corpses in the town square as a warning to all who question his wisdom.
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