John Tesh was Jimmy the Rastafarian in disguise. We only found this out when

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John Tesh was Jimmy the Rastafarian in disguise. We only found this out when Bruce Forsyth phoned him up and told him. It was a devastating blow. Now he would never be able to have children. Not normal children anyway. He needed time to himself, and so borrowed Brucey's yacht and sailed to Cyprus. On the way there the yacht hit what appeared to be an old woman. A voice called out 'Hey, you made me spill my ink all over the place. This made a change from the usual splatterings of spunk across her cheeks. Couldn't anyone hit her in the face anymore? Vanessa worries it was because her cake hole was too big... maybe she should consider a radical Tv make-over programme, something like Celebrity Acid Bath? Until then she'd keep swallowing their love seed in the hope that one day they would all be allowed back to Australia.