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Harold and Lou were just setting out on the bi-anual trip to Cambodia when Harold noticed
that due to the British Govt's keen desire to sell arms to anyone, a lot of Cambodia's children are either orphans or deformed due to landmines. The now pancaked peoples Princess tried to help but was a simpering, useless
mongrel of a man, wearing a trenchcoat of saturated fats and banana skin shoes. I grimaced, facing the prospect of
being Noel Edmond's fuck-buddy, a fate worse than death. suicide was infintely preferable.
However the rabbit was looking at me with more than just a hint of sexual allure in it's eyes.
Terrified by this they decided to pretend they were gay and went head on into a marathon bout of homosexual love-making until soreness forced them to stop.
karlk
Crowfeeder
eflatmajor
The Bishop of Southwark
