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that the fridge was empty except for my copy of Theme Hospital for the PC... So where, then, were my satsumas? Bollocks, crushed messily into the cd-rom. No wonder that I keep 'accidentally' straying onto Free-XXX-pics for chix-with-dixx, trannies-who-fuck-tramps and teen-minge-fisting... I was searching for my genealogy, everyone says im a bastard just like that c**t Noel Edmonds. I didn;t think anyone was as bad as that, but didn;t say so. "Why do you think you're a bastard like Noel Edmonds?" I asked. 'Not that beardy cunt' I replied. Edmonds intervened at that point. "Why?" he asked, "do you think I'm a cunt, hmmmm?" Cos you are one I offered. He thought about it. "Yes you're probably right." he said, stroking his chin.
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