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Well, it's the festive season yet again and among my Christmas wish list is a soapy tit wank from Pamela Anderson and a
mince pie inserted between
two other mince pies and then shoved right up a drunken Bishop's arsehole. Avoid the Bishop of Southwark though as he's liable to be right out of his box after a glass of wine or two.
Maybe with a Pusser chaser, a sambuca shot and rimming with a finger dipped in Olbas oil... these are the ingredients of a good party for NYE. Unless you find yourself in a truck cab with Peter Sutcliffe
and his enourmous brown trousers, which appeared to have a rather large canoe inside
my bulbous vagina. The man then leant down and played said vagina like a conch and the hills were suddenly alive with the sound of mucosal music.
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Ray Reardon -
Harold Bishop -
The Bishop of Southwark -
Crowfeeder -
Raaaa - fitzgerald
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