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It was a cold and stormy night
on the Jutland coast, where U-Boat captain Horst von Arschfokkenmitkukumber stares along his long torpedo at a helpless
scuba-diving quadraplegic geriatric
who has been immortalised in the well known song 'I lost my Heart to a Scuba-diving Quadraplegic Geriatric'. I decided to sing it but then realised I couldn't remember how the tune went. Hmmm...wonder if anyone else knows? Before I could ask I
spontaneously defecated down my left trouser leg, creating within me a sense of
profound disbelief that profiteroles were to lame for all of this. Next time, avoid low-fat foods.
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Harold Bishop -
Crowfeeder -
Raaaa -
The Bishop of Southwark -
Vern Acula
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