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Spanktastic-spastic, the new porn website for disabled porn stars was not doing as well as expected. But the merchandise T-shirts; 'Wheelchairs users do it sitting down' and 'Cum on my stumps' was selling well. We need a new gimmick to sell porn! Not that you really need a gimmick. So long as there are men in the world, and the men have money, then you well sell porn. "I well sell porn? Do you mean I sell porn well? Do you? Answer me you illiterate fool!" But I got no answer. "Get out of my feckin shop!" And I kicked him right up his bracket! Yeah! Right up IT. I then immediately apologised for my unacceptable behaviour. Why was I born? Is my mother still a virgin? Yes, miraculously. It was all a miracle, right from birth of Ferdinand, the grease monkey who overcharged Mum for a couple of dodgy sparkplugs. Who would beleive he was to be the messiah?
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