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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a handjob in a pear tree, on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two mouldy gherkins a laying on newspaper. On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
a shotgun to hunt elves, and on the next day of christmas
my true love gave to me, 999 litres of Vicar spit flavoured gravy, steaming hot in a big plastic bag. On the last day of Christmas
and a huge hamster ate new york
Harold Bishop
Ray Reardon
Vern Acula
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