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As it was the 27th anniversary of my first experiments with masturbation this year, i decided to ask my wife if she wouldnt mind circumnavigating my bulbous glans with her tongue. Let us say, dear readers, that her reply was less than favourable so i decided to leave the party and go to David Blunkett's - he was having a small gathering and there would be pizza and playstation, he had said. 'A what?' his old gran asked. 'A play what? You play with yourself at a train station! Is serious masturbation allowed on BR these days?' With a sigh of relief she slipped her dildo out, announcing she could now wait for her journey home. The used dildo proved adequate for administering the Bishop with the grinting he deserved. He had been asking for it. Only the other day I saw him on the High street shouting, "grint me someone, please, I want to be grinted." So I was only too pleased to oblige. After the grinting we had cheese and bisuits, and discussed the merits of the Christmas edition of Razzle.
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Ray Reardon Ray Reardon Excellent, best of the silly season. Thu, 28 Dec 06 04:33:38 AM
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