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My wife and I like to spend our saturday mornings snorting primula cheese spread off each other's naked torsos. It's a delicious hobby, despite
the inevitable loneliness there is some benefit in being guaranteed to 'get your bag off' before
someone eats all the shit out of it.
I wrote a book about it, which included the entire history of China, a glossy hardcover. The book is called
my journey in midget sex
would have gone better had I held the map upside down... poor bastard couldn't talk for a week and had to have her jaw wired. Still it helped her shed those important pounds after xmas so I didnt feel so bad. Happy new year stunties!!
eflatmajor
Ray Reardon
Vern Acula
ultimatetaffy
Crowfeeder
