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My mobile phone has recently gotten into the annoying habit of taking pictures of the inside of my bag. Which can be quite embarrassing, particularly when one is carrying about large quantities of
monkey spunk in a large sainsburys carrier bag. It was a nasty job but someone
eats shit for pennies
and has made a tidy sum from this profession. You can also get quite a bit of money nowadays if you are willing to
snog me disgustingly at midnight in front of your elderly parents." Naturally I said yes, as there was a rather delicious-looking piece of bacon fat stuck between two of his incisors, and I wanted a taste.
It was too tempting
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Ray Reardon
Vern Acula
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