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I grasped my tickling stick as the small baby cow stood staring
at the screen, wondering why the same sentence was there twice... the heifer decided it must have been hit on the head and was seeing double! Two Noel Edmonds! That was
probably going to cause the end of the planet as we know it. If the ever met, there'd be an explosion which may very well result in a giant and ever-growing monster Noel Edmonds which evenutally will swallow all matter in the universe.
But this was utter bollocks
because the cheese was too old to be of any use. They should try
tightening their trousers, or loosening them, or putting a trifle down a friend's trousers, or maybe just dressing as a vicar and freeing yourself from the whole tedious trouser business in the first place. I know I did.
ultimatetaffy
Crowfeeder
The Bishop of Southwark
smallpaul
