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"Dash it, Holmes!" muttered Watson indignantly. "I just can't seem to
make enough of it." These were the cook's last words, before the world's hugest loaf blew into a million
fragments, which, caught in the heavy breeze from the air conditioning, sprayed into the path of
the cast of Top Gear. The unexpected appearance of James May is always the most
stinky time of year in my house, because of the annual infestation of
the intestines with tapeworms. Past infestations can be seen at the Natural History Museum at a special exhibition, price £2.50 (£3 for children).
