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There was once a young man named Dave who saw the infinite in everything. Although this was fun at first - he had a inquisitive mind so atoms and sea shanty songs was his thing, it had started to become somewhat annoying. I mean down at his local he
met a nice young lady, as they walked back to his car for some tongue action he admired her pretty face, a pert body and slightly deep voice, in fact, she had quite big hands too. It was then he realised that he was about to kiss a
very naughty boy with a dirty face and smelly testicles. Social services decided to get involved. Letters were sent and eventually an idiot with a social worker's degree turned up. 'You are a disgusting
like a foul turd on the shoe of life
that had a few holes in but was well traveled
by limp wristed clergy looking for small boys for depraved sexual practices.
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