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Once upon a time there was a little puppy named mushu.
was hit by a huge car
which had been speeding along as the driver was on his way to deliver ice cream to the retirement home. He did this for free in exchange for toothless blowjobs. But now
that was almost impossible to procure, thanks to fluoridation and modern dentistry. Instead,
I took a course on radial wave-signifier technology. Most of the work was easy, as I had previous experience with nanometer radial waves and the super-human ability to smell skunks from a mile away. Did you know that skunks
' stink can only be neutralised by taking a bath in tomato soup? I learnt that trick from a Canadian skunk expert, and to this day I believe it to be true.
