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The Sentence Game

©The Goat and his Boiled Chairman - Nov 2011 announcement

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Did I ever tell you the story about how the sandwich was invented? Well, it was originally designed as a tartan sausage injection device. But in recent times its use had been somewhat 'down-graded' to a "non-doctor" massage device of dubious intent. intent on baiting the prosthetic lunch that now stood between self love and a latex Barrymore 'chemistry' set. 'I need an exploding pen' said the detective. He was strapped to a chair. His arch enemy laughed, 'Ha ha haha ha ha ha ha'. Then I turned into Tom Baker and shat myself in installments. I never did find out why.
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Elephant Glitter Harold Bishop This is fucking excellent, and what's more, it's not particularly filthy! Sat, 14 Jan 06 03:03:21 AM
Elephant Glitter mr stenwence 'sausage injection','self love' 'latex Barrymore', aint exactly the Queens speech neither..... Sat, 14 Jan 06 12:59:38 PM
Elephant Glitter Lee Anderson I love the ending. Sun, 15 Jan 06 03:07:20 PM
Elephant Glitter Fluffy Has Tom Baker ever been this famous? Mon, 16 Jan 06 06:41:58 AM
Elephant Glitter crispy one word "freakin' awesome!" ... ok, two words "absoultely freakin' awesome" ... ok three words "it was good"... that'll do Mon, 16 Jan 06 06:52:53 AM
Elephant Glitter mr stenwence bum Mon, 16 Jan 06 07:44:22 AM
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