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Flinging another pitiful denizen aside, the Troll advanced into the castle, swinging his huge spiked head, a mediaeval wrecking ball crashing about, bruising enemy skulls. Injured soldiers yelped until apothecaries arrived, riding on special stage coaches drawn by Shetland ponies. They sold aspirin and compounds of mercury for syphilis but it was said they the sound of their grinding mortars and pestles could drive a nun insane with desire for hot laxative drinks and punching children. The fact that it went unnoticed in the House of Commons is not surprising, this kind of behaviour is de-rigeur amongst the Labor factions. My neighbours children were brutally glued together into a fleshy, snotty blob of youth. Street kids now kick the so-called 'Children Ball,' but despite its groans, the people prefer it to the incessant violence of old. Twelve steps forward and eleven back, humamity hobbles along.
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Big Vadge Madge zomnoth oh, the humamity! Sun, 14 Jan 07 02:43:10 AM
Big Vadge Madge Big Vadge Madge one of you lot are a traitor! Sun, 14 Jan 07 06:40:04 AM
Big Vadge Madge Vern Acula Anyone for Childrenball? Mon, 15 Jan 07 09:02:39 PM
Big Vadge Madge 752670738 Spectacular. *Round of applause* Mon, 06 Aug 07 02:47:03 PM
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