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You think I look sharp, like I have my act together. Let me tell you, all is not bibles and sunshine. I never thought I would lie on a job application, steal another man's wife, or embezzle funds. Thus I confess: Whilst dressed as the Queen Mother I undertook several 'civic duties', mainly opening supermarkets, smiling good naturedly, and getting loans off bookies for my horses to take a tumble. I also gave Russian diplomats sexual advice about the local catholic girls. Without the use of condoms, they didn't stand a chance against Charlies arsenal of venereal diseases. A surreptitious protestant weapon against the rising swarm of green in the county. The brown of the county was a different matter however and it was to be Esther Rantzen who would be awarding the annual prize for the brownest greenery. And thus was born a new contest, currently mastered by an unnamed hermit pensioner who hates everything including grass. A round of applause for his pile of dirty old hay and dead bushes in the 'World's Worst Grounds' competition! Hooray!
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the butcher Big Vadge Madge is there a rule about writing in the first person? EG never do it as noone knows its being done! Mon, 15 Jan 07 07:47:51 AM
the butcher zomnoth Rules? Sentence Game seems about the lawlessest "place" in the world. Nonetheless, for prudence, expedience, and clarity, your point is right. I tried to keep such things in mind but probably lapsed. Note one can include a first-person pronoun at a sentence end (see "Thus I confess:" above) -- naturally others must continue or change the pattern. Mon, 15 Jan 07 08:02:45 AM
the butcher Big Vadge Madge or change their underwear. Goddamn crowfeeder stinkin us out with a bucket of stewed prunes. I say we create a NEW CATAGORY and call it FIRST PERSON NARATIVE and only allow Catholics to play. Mon, 15 Jan 07 08:16:30 AM
the butcher Vern Acula How about a whole category for Crowy to write about himself! Mon, 15 Jan 07 09:01:39 PM
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