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It's the first day of the rest of my life and I thought I was dreaming, but I wasn't. Ouch! Stop pinching me start spanking me instead! And get out your leather strap, and take to my ass with fervor. And when I yell "Jimmeny Cricket!" take that are my favourite band and always have been. I've tried seeking help but now fear suicide is my only option. I've decided to kill myself by walking into a packed-to-the-quills, standing-room only porcupine convention, but being the dunce that he was, Terry Wogan turned up naked (except for a plastic skeletor mask) and insisted on trying to stuff as many of the spiny animals up his bum as he could.
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the butcher the butcher Good ending Butcher! - oh that's me... Tue, 16 Jan 07 08:02:54 AM
the butcher Vern Acula Right o butch Wed, 17 Jan 07 11:41:18 PM
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