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Ey wayked onn te rongg syd uv de bbeD. O kno, itt ceems mie rityng iz sukky nau. Ey jreemed stranj jreeemz.
"Right this is bollocks!" Shouted the author of this story as the taxman hit him for six
minutes with a large rubber sculpture of Mirriam Margoyles - the rampant wire haired lesbian actress from Doctor Who. Voilence was not the answer though as his financial status was waining...
decreasing beyond the realms of bankrupt, past insolvency, into an intergenerational slum-seeking appocalypse. Not to worry, plenty of slum-dwellers have
a signed photograph of Mike Read stashed away for a rainy day.Many have Noel Edmonds or DLT too, and a very lucky few maybe even the whole of the old 1980s Radio One line up apart from John Peel.
Who, sadly it must be said, caught the last bus to Angelville too early... he owed me a tenner for introducing him to The Suicide Girls, who are lovely, but I have to say that for losing the bet for a monkey that I couldn't get John Peel to talk to them.
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