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"Beef jerky all round, you little rascals!" Exclaimed the burly nun, grinning as if the pope, himself, had offered a wank. It was five years later that all was explained, when my lovely bum .....a fine specimen, infact The Man from Delmonte he said Yes! and wants to insert a can of tinned apricots into it before vigourously shaving the nether regions until bald. Of course the friction produced by this will result in marked crapulence for those monocephalous beings such as kangaroo rats, red kneed tarantulas, green monkeys and sulphur crested COCKatoos. Bum.
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Harold Bishop Harold Bishop We've had complaints of overuse of the word 'bum'. Please can members who regularly use the word 'bum', ensure they only use the word 'bum' when neccessary and refrain from incessant use of the word 'bum'. Some visitors may be offended by the word 'BUM'. thanks Fri, 13 Jan 06 04:39:18 AM
Harold Bishop mr stenwence well, as the search facility does not accept the word 'bum', i feel that the only way to a satifactory story is to include it in every one. Bum Bum Bum Fri, 13 Jan 06 08:09:53 AM
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