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Zombie where have you gone? You always had the hots for my brain, but now
I think I'll just sit here in a daze and do nothing for the next 6 or 8 hours, unless
Voldemort returned and made us aware of each and every Horcrux. This would make it easier on us because we
are a bunch of cheapskates who would rather
share one square of toilet paper amongt three people than spend an extra penny for their own. Once when we went out to dinner, he ordered a glass of tap water and pulled his own sandwich out of
spicy dogs paw and peanut butter, if only he hadn't forgotten to buy some mayonaise
