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One day, I was walking my dog and an obese, red-cheeked, tiny little man jumped out of the bushes. It was a leprechaun.
He looked at my
____ and said "Now aren't we a wee one?"
Leprechauns are supposed to be
virile and sneaky and stingy and utterly licentious. I'm glad that leprechauns
don't come from leprecolonies because it won't stop me from touching their gold. Who cares
whether their mystical ways were solely the bottom end of a whiskey glass. Thy're cute little buggers regardless.
