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Pondering how much body hair Noel Edmonds has and where, I slathered nutella all over my
head. I rather liked the look so I put on a matching skirt and went to work. Hungry woodpeckers landed on my nose and pecked while I anxiously waited. Success! Compliments all around: I loved my new blood nutella fashion!
Later that day some other spreads got agitated. The Marmite lead a chorus, chanting 'Down with Hazelnuts!'
It was no good Norris McWerter thought to himself, I'll just have to sell my dog's kidneys to
bin Laden. He changed his name to Mary in order to carry out this transaction, obtaining a false passport, boarded an international train wearing far too much make-up & with inappropriately huge breasts. It wasn't long before the police took an interest.
Though not for long, once they realised there would be no opportunity to shoot innocent foreigners, it just wasn't fun anymore. A little depressed, they went back to their kennels to have a cup of tea and a biscuit. Which was nice after all.
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