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I was knocked cold when 10 kg of tongue-meat flew from nowhere and hit me squarely on the forehead. It didn't really matter, however, because his mum was a german nazi sympathiser, so any kind of persecution was to be applauded, that's why pets given as christmas presents should always be shrink wrapped in a similar fashion as one should sellotape a disobedient dog. Then, as if by magic a dishwasher appeared. Climbing inside, my eye was caught by a life-size blow-up Esther Rantzen doll from which I extracted 7lb. of lard and scarpered.
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