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So there I was, running along, shitting myself at full-speed, when suddenly and without warning the stilts severed in two, now resembled a pile of fallen nuns, trying desparately to repent by fabricating 10xsize replicas of Noel Edumnds Beard. Or possibly a multi coloured bush baby strapped to your bearded ganma who incidentally just gave birth to a fax machine! But then, a life size model of everest appeared. The modelmaker sighed, "if only I had more time", he'd missed out over 10,000 of the smaller rocks. He then pulled a rolled up poster of David Blaine from his rectum, unfurled it, smiled at it sweetly and re-inserted it neatly. And it was only Tuesday...
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Elephant Glitter Elephant Glitter As this story includes 10xsize replicas of Noel Edumnds Beard. I guess the movie rights should go in for puppet narration. Sun, 15 Jan 06 02:34:24 AM
Elephant Glitter mr stenwence whatin the name of Tessa Sanderson are you banging on about? Mon, 16 Jan 06 04:01:23 AM
Elephant Glitter Harold Bishop I think Elephant Glitter refers to the 'movie rights' for this video for this story. Any still have one of those 'Noel Edmunds Replica Beard' puppets? My mum auctioned mine off to some dogs... Mon, 16 Jan 06 04:07:57 AM
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