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Sally should have knocked.
Her friends hadn't realized she was already there, so she ruined her own surprise party. Sally felt bad and sobbed. Nothing, not even chocolate pie, could console her. Finally, Sally's girlfriends treated her
as a teapot and poured scolding hot water inside her, along with a couple of teabags. She soon died. Her funeral was to be held the following Thursday. Her girlfriends were unable to attend, as they were being held on remand for Sally's murder.
Parole Officers gaggled over the corpse, still rotting where it lay in High Street, as a momento to Gorilla rape, and as a reminder to all teenage girls, not to feast on Betel-nut extract after 9 in public. All Sally had wanted was
to have her buttocks replaced with wings and
a loudhailer to play 'Mull of Kintyre' very very loudly. This new flying arsophone will be seen over Kilburn to scare police marksmen, but Macca needs the PRS and this will save lifes!!!
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