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The darkness opened up before me, and I stepped inside... When I awoke
twas all like syrup and I experianced a sudden arousal which provoked,
and let me say this...humiliated Joey Deacon into going aloft the meat obelisk in search of the crispy bacon bits that were left by the savoury phantom
who came on Monday, went out on Tuesday and was making love to himself in a cupboard for the rest of the week.
i found the thing very hard to explain
so i asked the bishop to help
me put my trousers back on. 'I wouldn't go in there if I were you' said Cilla 'I'd leave it 15 minutes. I accidentally ate a dog food curry last night. And the smell is as you would expect.\
thegit
Lee Anderson
