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"Oh my god!" she said, "What did u do?"
I replied, grimacing, 'I made a boob - your parents think that it was me who tried to use tear gas on your dog!'
My dog wouldn't care anyway because he's really old and he has
rings on his fingers and bells on his toes
of which he had 20 on each foot so although he needed really wide shoes, when he put the bells on, as he often did, he was a band's entire percussion section all by himself. Blessed with this gift,
he went out and got laid.
