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Once upon a time, there was a homeless person
and he was very smelly and he like to fly kites.
One day a man drove by and set the homeless man on fire. This man was Neil Diamond, and he did it because he felt
like an angry gorilla that just had his bananas stolen by Brandon
were magically delicious and gave him super powers. He was given the ability to
ejaculate diamonds and rainbows while screaming "YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOTHIN!!"
