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Yesterday, I decided to put on my new galoshes and climb the big Yew tree outside of my house. When I reached the top, I realized that I could see
nothing! i was completely blinded.. i think ever since my pet bat peed in my eyes each day that passed by, my eyesight slowly became worse and worse and worse, so now i am
ready to go to the dentist. My doctor likes to put on yellow rubber gloves and poke my
suppository as far up my ass as physically possible.
So i went to the gym to see if anyone could help me
find my true identity
