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One day god realized how funny his creature are.
living organisms that breed and
eat way too much chocolate for their own good, especially Belgian chocolate which is the best. Organisms like chocolate because
it's it just reminds them of the other runny brown stuff, and it's all very Freudian, and makes us think of the days of eating our own poop. Freud also had a theory that
if you filled condoms with water, they would make quite a neat substitute for water bombs. Water bombs are
great to burst over your head first thing in the morning if you can't be bothered to shower.
