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From my sack, boiled forth a wonderous adventure of memorable squid juice. Seeing this, Nicole decided to
invent 'Smash', the dried potato product. She made a mint. I was having none of it and so decided to invent 'Toilet Duck'. She was livid and promptly invented 'Chicken Dhansak'. Not wanting to be outdone I invented the javelin.
It was fine, and smooth and long. And i loved how it felt so poised in my tender hand.
The rough touch of the growling bishop startled Joey at first but she soon became accustomed to it's acrid juices, in much the same fashion as a public school boy becomes accustomed to the
twist of the wench, the fluke of the air livers, and the gilded onions which glaze the baboons.
'Well', said the Captain 'we've all had our fun, but it's time to put the Speedos back on the donkey's 'hind quarters' and give the Farley's rusks back to Daley Thompson's dad.'
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