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The enraged chicken was
terrible to watch, leaving a swathe of destruction in its wake. It couldn't believe that the farmer had betrayed everyone so badly, and it took out its grief on the farmhouse buildings. Then the chicken calmed down and
put down the gun for a chicken has no use for a gun
which fires cornflakes - how useless is that??? Instead of the gun,
he grabbed my nuts hoping to get something out of it. 'Goddamn, Timmay, you can't milk those things!' I cried. But before any mayonnaise could hit my dog's poor face, the great
dane howled hard into the wind, but no one heard except,
