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it was the most amazing colour I could not take my eyes off it
it was the cutest little bikini on the most prefect body he had every seen
in years. "Well I gotta get me some of that," he thought, and suavely sauntered to the table, flashing his
new diamond ring. "She proposed!" giggled the prince, "I know it is a bit unusual, but you know I like
eggplants right? I like to add a little oil in a skillet, toss them in, and stir-fry them for a few minutes until they become
overwhelmed with the need to poop and start to cry because it's blue!
