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My cunnilingual tallents wouldn't help me here. Oh no.
Before anyone could assist, a sound of thunder came from someones gland. This was directly related to
the frequency at which nuns vibrate shortly before catastrophic prolapse or
, even worse, the sound of that "You're beautiful" song.
None could tell that song was so important here. A beagle took flight after finding this truth.
Witnessing this, Jeremy Beadle paused from viewing his vintage Razzle collection, farted, and fell asleep.
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Harold Bishop
