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Toblerone is one of the many things that can be mined from the upper strata of the giant elk. But not its most valulable. For the most prized substance is clearly the liquid found within the elks ear. This liquid is none other than the famous Bernard Matthews Turkey Roast, for which the modern day gentleman would entertain himself with nothing more than a goat and some fettid lard. Joyous! were the nights in beside the fire, while granny would sit quitely and muse protectivly over a handful of frozen eggs. "But no matter!" she cried without much hope of success. I will put my mechanical brown sasuage inside a semi-conductor pork chop. This, surely, would be used to great effect. Especially when the chaplin came round from his coma. They all stood around as if nothing had ever happened. Ever. But no matter. Then they danced for hours untill the copper monkey had won a fight. All in all I think this was an important event, but I can never remember quite that clearly.
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